Tired of her parents' odd behavior, Donna forces Eric, Hyde and Fez to take her to a dance club in Chicago, but initially only Donna is let in, forcing the guys to think ways to get in. Kelso gets a makeover from Jackie, and Red starts looking for other jobs in town but hits a snag when he finds his former co-workers from the plant are after the one job he discovers.
- Topher Grace as Eric Forman
- Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
- Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
- Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
- Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
- Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
- Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
- Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
- Tanya Roberts as Midge Pinciotti
- Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti
- Lisa Robin Kelly as Laurie Forman
- The guys find three different ways to get into the club:
- Fez gets in first, due to his righteous dance moves.
- Hyde gets in second, due to his 'righteous political outrage'
- Eric, finishing third, touches the heart of the bouncer by invoking the oppression of the guys who were picked last in gym class, always a duck and never the goose.
- Red once again mentions killing people, this time adding that he enjoyed it.