Eric and Donna find it hard to stay celibate, so they agree that one night together won't hurt anyone. But before they have a chance to get it on, Mitch tells Donna a secret about Eric that changes things. Meanwhile, Red and Hyde see a side of Pamela they will never forget.
- Topher Grace as Eric Forman
- Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
- Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
- Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
- Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
- Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
- Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
- Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
- Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti
Special Guest Stars
- Caitlin Crosby as Chloe
- Kitty: What?
- Red: What?
- Kitty: What?
- Red: (laughing)
- Kitty: What are you laughing at?
- Red: Just life. It's a hoot.
- Kitty: Well, I don't know what's in that orange juice, but I'm gonna pour myself a glass.
- "Look, if I was a single man, what we saw today would be, like, a reward for a lifetime of disappointments. But I'm not. So it's just another disappointment”
- —Red to Hyde
- Hyde – But I have so many questions. I mean, I've been flashed before. But it was always followed with either, "get out" or "there's a 2-drink minimum," but, "hi, boys"? It has me reeling. Oh, maybe she was coming on to us
- Red – She wasn't coming on to us. She was coming on to me. She heard about my war record. I'm a hero
- ―Toyota talk
- Eric dated a girl for a while, when Donna dated Casey. Eric never mentioned her to Donna and she's only referred to as 'Slurpee Girl'.