Eric accidentally ruins Donna's wedding dress and must find a way to prevent her from knowing. Red, under the influence, buys a canoe at an auction with Kitty's wedding gift money and has to find another present to give to Eric. Hyde, Kelso and Fez try to find humorous ways of misusing the canoe.
- Topher Grace as Eric Forman
- Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
- Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
- Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
- Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
- Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
- Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
- Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
- Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti
- Eric's comment about how bad things happen, not because of voodoo, but rather his own stupidity, is similar to Red telling him the reason bad things happen to him isn't due to bad luck, but because he's a dumbass (Thanksgiving).
- Donna and Eric got ring inscriptions: Eric's pick for Donna's ring mentions the song from their first date. Donna's pick was just to Eric I love you.
- Donna and Eric broke their 'no sex before the wedding' pact.