Hyde is still giving Jackie the cold shoulder, so Kelso decides to help get them back together. Eric depresses Donna about the last things they can do before she goes to Madison, just to get sex, and Kitty throws away all of Red's beer as a precaution to avoid any more heart problems.
- Topher Grace as Eric Forman
- Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
- Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
- Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
- Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
- Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
- Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
- Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
- Don Stark is absent from the main cast in this episode.
- Fez incorrectly identifies Jackie's toe ring as being on the "Little Piggy that Went to Market." That would be the big toe. The ring is actually on the piggy that "Stayed Home."