- "Government pawns and missing limbs – that's amore”
- —Hyde on Veterans' Day
"Jackie Bags Hyde" is the eighth episode of third season of That '70s Show, and fifty-ninth episode overall. It aired on December 12, 2000.
Synopsis[]
Jackie tries to make Hyde jealous by bringing a date to Red's annual barbecue; Bob hosts his own competing barbecue.
Cast[]
Starring[]
- Topher Grace as Eric Forman
- Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
- Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
- Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
- Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
- Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
- Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
- Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
- Tanya Roberts as Midge Pinciotti
- Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti
- Lisa Robin Kelly as Laurie Forman
Guest Starring[]
- Kavan Reece as Chip
Hyde's haiku[]
- My heart aches with pain
- When I see you I vomit
- Die away from me
Quotes[]
- Donna – You are to Hyde what Fez is to you
- Jackie – That's ridiculous, Fez and I will never happen. Oh god. Steven and I will never happen
- ―Wrong on both counts
“Jackie get your car we’re going on a freaking date “
- Laurie – Hey. Jackie. Who's that hot guy you brought with you
- Jackie – Back off! I need him for right now, but you can have him when I'm done – as usual
- ―Rivals
Trivia[]
- The title of the episode “Jackie Bags Hyde” refers to Jackie trying to win over Hyde’s heart and make him her new boyfriend by making him jealous with a new date throughout the episode and this also focuses on Red and Bob competing against each other on Veteran's Day while hosting their own barbecue party; with the Formans and everyone, except for Donna and Midge, unaware that Bob is hosting his own Veterans barbecue before he announces that his store is about to go out of business.
- Veteran's Day is November 11, which marks the end of World War I. Additionally this is the first episode that takes place on Veteran's Day.
- It is revealed in this episode that Bargain Bob's is closing due to Price Mart being more successful and popular store in Point Place.
- Jackie and Hyde have their first kiss.
- Ironically for an episode which ends the plot of Jackie's infatuation with Hyde, this episode unknowingly gives a preview of the character dynamics from seasons 5 to 7, in which Hyde is paired up with Jackie, and Kelso spends more time with Fez.
- In addition, Jackie stating she'll never be with Fez foreshadows the plot of the final season.
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