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"When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun! But if you mix 'em, they can turn you into a dumbass
—Red giving the talk to a drunk Fez

Hyde Gets The Girl is the 4th episode of Season 4 on FOX comedy That '70s Show.


Hyde's upset when he discovers that the gang has thrown a party for the sole purpose of finding him a girlfriend.


Tired of seeing Hyde staying single, the gang throws a party so he can meet a girl. Fez becomes attracted to Big Rhonda after he gets drunk while Eric uses is recent breakup to attract the sympathy of the girls attending the party. Hyde meets a new girl and sets up a date with her by promising to "call her."

Bob and Kelso enter a radio contest with a brand new van as the grand prize. As the contest is about to begin the reigning WFPP contest champion arrives and starts talking himself up to Bob and Kelso. After quickly removing Bob by making lewd comments about Donna he attempts to force Kelso to pee by having a coffee drinking contest for him. Jackie shows up complaining about the party and helps Kelso win the van by driving the old champion nuts with her incessent "am I prettier than ---?" questions.


Topher Grace as Eric Forman
Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti

Special Guest Star

French Stewart as Daniel
Howard Hesseman as Max

Recurring cast

Cynthia Lamontagne as Rhonda Tate

Guest starring

Reagan Gomez-Preston as Melissa
Courtney Peldon as Katie
Sally Brooks as Sally
Mindy Spence as Mindy
Christina Carnell as Chrissy
Alice Frank as Alice
Lynsey Bartilson as Lynsey
China Chow as China
Colleen Haskell as Colleen
Carnie Wilson as Carnie


Fez(drunk) I know I just met her, Mr. Red, but I love her. She is... sturdy. I want to climb her
RedYou're just desperate to give it away, aren't you son?
―Oh, boy


  • Red has a 'man to man' talk with Fez
  • Despite the fact that Rhonda goes to their school, Fez says that he just met her.
  • Eric tells the girls at Hyde's party about his break-up with Donna
  • He also tells Katie that Donna wouldn't take his promise ring.
  • Eric takes his first step in moving on, getting Katie's phone number.
  • Hyde meets the first and only girl on the show that is confident and respects herself, prompting him to try and meet her needs instead of writing her off. The only other instance of this was Patty (who later dated Fez) who left her date with Hyde after stating why they were different. Unfortunately, Melissa is never seen again.
  • Donna mentions a stolen keg at the party, similar to season 1 episode 6 where to find a keg on the road.
  • Tommy Chong is absent from the main cast in this episode.