Eric starts considering various job options and enrolls in a chiropractor seminar, but doesn't think it is a good option when he mishandles Donna when practicing. Elsewhere, Kelso and Fez find the perfect apartment to live in, but the landlord, who has some beef with Fez, prevents them from renting it out. Red hears about this and eventually convinces the landlors to give them the apartment, in order to not have Fez live in his house. Eric talks to the gang and, remembering how he taught Fez how to kiss and tutored Kelso in math, he realizes that the perfect job for him would be to become a teacher.
- Topher Grace as Eric Forman
- Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
- Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
- Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
- Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
- Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
- Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
- Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
- Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti
- Jim Rash as Fenton
- Terry Rhoads as Dr. Don
- Kelso and Fez move into an apartment together.
- Red once again threatens to kill someone, in this case Fez.