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Garage Sale is the premiere of Season 2 on FOX comedy That '70s Show.


Hyde makes "special brownies" for the Formans' garage sale, but things don't go the way he intends when Red, Kitty, Bob and Midge eat all the brownies. A stoned Red accidentally sells Eric's Vista Cruiser and Fez kisses Jackie, which only earns him a punch in the face from Kelso.


Kitty tries to enlist the help of all the kids in contributing to the Formans' garage sale, which prompts Hyde to bake 'special brownies'. Kelso plots to get together with Laurie, who contributes to the garage sale by putting out Eric's G.I. Joes. Kelso, Jackie, Fez and Donna go to the movies, where Fez responds to what he feels is Jackie's flirtatious behaviour by kissing her – to which Jackie responds.

Kelso is furious, even though he's cheated on Jackie and currently trying to do so with Laurie. Meanwhile, Eric is freaking out because Red and Kitty are high on brownies and Red sold the Vista Cruiser. Hyde and Eric make Red suss out who they buyer was and manage to retrieve the Cruiser. Jackie confesses to Donna that Kelso has never kissed her the way Fez did. Donna, inspired by her conversation with Jackie, tries something new with a delighted Eric.


Topher Grace as Eric Forman
Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
Tanya Roberts as Midge Pinciotti
Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti
Lisa Robin Kelly as Laurie Forman

Guest starring

Lynsey Bartilson as Tammy Sue


"(thinking) Well, hello Yackie
"What a bitch...aroonidooni
—Eric about Laurie
Kelso – What's your point?
Fez – My point is... you are a whore
Kelso – Apology accepted
Jackie – You know how Fez sometimes rolls his rs when he talks?
Donna – Yeah?
Jackie – Well... That's what he did in my mouth!



Peter Cottontail | GENE AUTRY
Red sings this while stoned