Dine and Dash is the 13th episode of Season 3 on FOX comedy That '70s Show.


Kelso invites the gang out for an expensive dinner and then announces that he's not paying; his plan is for them to dine and dash. And Bob's upset since his business folded, Red hasn't offered him a job at Pricemart.


Kelso receives 100 dollars from his grandmother and treats his friends to dinner at the Vineyard, where Caroline Dupree, Fez's love interest, works as a hostess. Midway through the meal, Kelso reveals he won't be paying for the food. Meanwhile, Caroline becomes upset at Fez for attempting to send her beer. The gang initially does not wish to participate, and eventually Kelso tricks Eric into giving him the keys to the Vista Cruiser. One by one the rest of the gang leaves until Eric and Donna are the only ones remaining. After ordering several desserts, they make their getaway.

The next day, Eric and Donna get back at their friends. Donna tells them she prepared "special" brownies. After Fez mentions he does not feel "special", Donna informs the gang the "special" ingredient was in fact a laxative. As Hyde, Jackie, Kelso and Fez all feel the effect and frantically rush to the nearest bathroom, Caroline enters the basement to apologize to Fez for overreacting and suggests that they make up "like a real couple", however, unfortunately for him, he bypasses her to use the restroom. Kelso felt much better and ate the last brownie, which is not laxed. Meanwhile, Kitty thinks Red should offer an unemployed Bob a job at Price Mart, but Bob annoys Red by not giving him a straight, causing Red to rescind his offer.


Topher Grace as Eric Forman
Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
Tanya Roberts as Midge Pinciotti
Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti

Guest starring

Allison Munn as Caroline Dupree
Brian Dunkleman as Waiter


  • Brian Dunkleman would go on to co-host the first season of American Idol.